Just A Quickie

I'm dropping by to send out a quick little S.O.S.
I accidentally dialed Zoolander's number last night at like 3am when I got home from Heaven. Well, luckily, he didn't answer then or else I wouldn't have known what to say and I would have probably ended up hanging up on him. Except that he would see my number on his cell and call right back.
But today he keeps calling nonstop. Four times so far and it's only 3pm. It took 2 months for him to finally get a clue that I'm not interested and stop calling me incessantly.. and now... All that hard working I've been doing by ignoring him had gone down the drain. So, in light of these events I only have one thing to say...

HELP!

-Jess