High School Was Crap
Back in high school, there was a group of girls who, you just knew, would grow up to be the biggest sluts and spread their legs for anything that would give them a slightest hint of attention.
Now, looking through Facebook, Im glad to know I was right. That it wasn't just jealousy, or desire to be popular, or other delusions of a sixteen year old me. I am not even "friends" with some of these girls so I can't view their entire profiles, but even in their profile pictures they already look.... used up. Used up at twenty two? Hell, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. By 25, those of them who many some balding rich dudes will already have gotten lypo, facelift, boob jobs and several microdermabrasions. Good luck staying sexy, ladies, cause when those boobs reach your knees by the time you turn thirty, even the best plastic surgeon in 90210 won't be able to help any more.
Jiggle it.
-Jess
Now, looking through Facebook, Im glad to know I was right. That it wasn't just jealousy, or desire to be popular, or other delusions of a sixteen year old me. I am not even "friends" with some of these girls so I can't view their entire profiles, but even in their profile pictures they already look.... used up. Used up at twenty two? Hell, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. By 25, those of them who many some balding rich dudes will already have gotten lypo, facelift, boob jobs and several microdermabrasions. Good luck staying sexy, ladies, cause when those boobs reach your knees by the time you turn thirty, even the best plastic surgeon in 90210 won't be able to help any more.
Jiggle it.
-Jess
posted by V.I.P. @ 4:59 AM
1 Comments:
At 11:17 AM,
V.I.P. said…
Jess!
I totally agree! I feel sorry for them now! I used to think they were the be all and end all of cool, but now look at them! I'm glad we kept it real!
-Joanna!
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