Pimpin Ain't Easy

But damn I do it well! I kid, I kid... but in all seriousness I AM taking on the nearly impossible task of simultaneously dating two men. I don't have any intentions on misleading these fine gentlemen at all. I am dating, seeing what's fresh and hot. Shopping around ain't a crime, is it?

The date with the Really Short Guy last night lasted for 6 hours! I might be slightly messed up in my head, but time flew and the margaritas kept flowing and picked up the entire bill which was over 100 dollars. High roller this man is, a real high roller. But I will state it right now, I am not after the money.

The other guy, Really Tall Guy, just got back from Miami from some house music convention, if there is such a thing. He's 29 but he still acts like he's 21... plus, my gut feeling is telling me he's a playboy. He is a VERY attractive man and I think he knows that. He called me today and I will probably call him tonight or tomorrow after, you know, making him wait a little bit first.

But you know, if I play my cards right I'll have the two guys falling for me in no time :) Then, the hardest decision, of course, will be choosing who to kick it with, so to speak.

If you're feeling like a pimp....
well, you know the rest.

-Jess