Heaven Was Not As Good...

Because every douche in the world decided to show up. Let's see if I can list them all:

-Jersey Guy
-Car Guy
-Clingy Guy
-King Douchebag I aka Finkeldouche

Seriously, everywhere I looked another idiot would catch my eye. And don't even get me started on Finkeldouche... Calling him King Douchebag I is an understatement, to say the least. The drinks and the conversation were good, it's the army of douches that really ruined it for me. Congratulations, assholes.

Last night I realized that sometimes even the Big City can be the smallest town on Earth. And sometimes even Heaven doesn't quite live up to the expectations.

I'll be back soon with a much happier post, I promise.

-Jess