The "Duh" News

So, for the first time in as long as they've been doing surveys, 51% of all women in the United States are single. We're talking, every other woman you see walking down the street does not have a husband, most likely pays her own bills and runs her own life. Some say (ahem, the pope) there is a traditional family crisis, I say, "So what?" It clearly works better for women to be single these days, and no wonder. I mean, the most probable place to meet a potential mate is a bar, a club or any other entertainment establishment. Yeah, there's also work but you always have to be careful at work and dating co-workers may involve some unnecessary drama. And meeting guys through friends... well, at some point your friends run out of guys for you to meet. So, that leaves us with the nightspots.
And look at the standard American male at a typical bar on a typical Friday night. Cocky beyond belief and for no reason, same old boring Joe Schmo trying to get in a woman's pants by any means possible without making any substantial effort.
So I don't go out to meet guys any more. Hell, I'm sure I will find someone when and if the time is right, whenever it may be. It is nice to look at hotties when I'm out on the town, but I don't even want to approach them cause the minute they start talking the facade comes crumbling down and I see the douchebag underneath that hot face and body.
For now, I will remain with the majority of the women, smart driven women, who pay their own bills and buy their own diamonds, women with masters and ph.d. degrees, women who won't settle for anything less than the best, the cream of the crop. If this is the new American dream, then I am living it.

Ballin!

-Jess