You shouldn't marry for money unless you are very broke!

Well, not much on the love front, but I have some big news. I lost my job. I was laid off due to lack of work and am now struggling to find new employment. It shouldn't be hard. I'm a hard worker, with good skills and a likeable personality. But in the meantime, how am I stupposed to stay fly and pimp without any cash coming in?! I'm screwed!

In other news, Jess and I have come up with the perfect plan! I'm going to meet the lead singer of Fall Out Boy (SOME HOW?!) and force him to fall in love with me through my beauty and charms! Then, he'll introduce Jess to the lead singer of Gym Class Heros. She'll do the like to him, and we'll marry them both! Then we'll happily ever after living the rock star life while having husband-sanctioned affairs with georgous men the likes of Justin, Timbaland, the back up dancers for Christina Agulara, Jake Gillenhall, and many, MANY more!

Let's not forget our bigger brothers out there! To all the Chunky Chunks of the world: we love you long time!


Till next time, girls...keep your fingers crossed that love and money come my way...

... (a very broke) Joanna